Ummmm hi.

bunnywith:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

THING I NEED

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

book-potato:

I love this scene and allways will.

pornomir:

Middle Earth Meme: 3 HEROES2) Glorfindel

There stood the house of the Golden Flower who bare a rayed sun upon their shield, and their chief Glorfindel bare a mantle so broidered in threads of gold that it was diapered with celandine as a field in spring; and his arms were damascened with cunning gold.
-  The Book of Lost Tales, Part 2

pornomir:

Middle Earth Meme: 3 HEROES
2) Glorfindel

There stood the house of the Golden Flower who bare a rayed sun upon their shield, and their chief Glorfindel bare a mantle so broidered in threads of gold that it was diapered with celandine as a field in spring; and his arms were damascened with cunning gold.

-  The Book of Lost Tales, Part 2

the-goddamazon:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

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FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

DRAGONS!!!

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

asparmagus:

Post Apocalyptic Disney Princesses at Torucon 2014 

This is just a few of the amazing girls we had in our group!

Jasmine - Batbunny Cosplay
Merida - Studio Eevia
Pocahontas - Eirin
Aurora - Timeforlemontea
Snow White - Blitzhellion Cosplay
Mulan - Ramona
Ariel - Starbit Cosplay
Elsa - Santatory

AMAZING.

mazerunnermovie:

No one is safe after sundown.

mazerunnermovie:

No one is safe after sundown.

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

galaxys-princess:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows" 

galaxys-princess:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows"